- News in Britain: stamps have gone up 14 pence
- News in America: cannibal eats man's face
- Britain: wat.
- News in America: man throws intestines at police
- Britain: wat
- News in America: man eats roommate's heart and brain
- Meanwhile in Canada: dude cuts up person and mails it to politicians
TEST YOUR KEYBOARD
markssailingthecrisscolfership:
Hold both shift keys down, and try to type “THE QUICK BROWN FOX JUMPS OVER THE LAZY DOG.”
THKBNFJS THLAY DG.holy shit
H UICK BON FOX JUMPSS OV H KLAZ DOG
THKBNFJSTJLAYBNDG
THEQUIKROWFOJUPSOERTHELAYDOG
THEQUIKROWFOJUPSOERTHELAYDOG
waaaat
THKBNFJSTHLAYDG
Interesting
THE INTERNET HAS FAILED ME
I CAN FIND NO PUNS ABOUT KNITTED THINGS
OR MORE SPACIFICLY, A KNITTED HITLER: KNITLER
EMILY SHOWED ME AND NOW I NEED PUNS
BUT THERE ARE NONE
NOOOOOOOOO
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Probably their cheekbones.
PROBABLY THEIR CHEEKBONES
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sassy Loki is sassy
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Let’s take a moment to remember that Logan epiphany….
Done that?
Good.
Now let’s go back to what we were doing.
LOL REMEMBER THIS POST I MADE LIKE 2 HOURS AGO
OLYMPICATE OLYMPICATE
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN WE LET BRITAIN DO IMPORTANT THINGS
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To all my followers who don’t read Dalton:
thisuserisprayingforjulianlarson:
I’m very very sorry about the next couple of days.
I promise if you want to blacklist anything I’ll try to tag everything that has to do with Dalton.
Again, I apologize. I’m not sure when my regularly scheduled programming will return, but it will… eventually.
Thank you for sticking with me.
I take it there’s been an update
If so, sorry non-dalton followers
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Otters Chasing A Butterfly
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I still can’t believe we gave this man a stick of fire and told him to run through a crowded city.
I still can’t believe he didn’t burn down Cardiff!
Well done, Matt!
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